This is a pot boiler built on characters and slow built pressure akin to the Cohen Brother’s “The Man Who Wasn’t There” with a much darker edge.
Nobody counts on Cthulu to ruin their trip, but sometimes you just can’t avoid it!
How can a movie that takes place on an oil rig, in the middle of the ocean be so dry? Nothing but soap opera cardboard for over half an hour and when the “action” starts, it fails to create any more interest for viewers. Instead it just gives the actors more corny lines that they …
It takes about four minutes for Troll 2 to drain all hope from a living body. I know. I was there. Yet rather than tear apart the amazingly poor performances and other shameful qualities (of which it has many), let’s applaud it for what it may be; one of the worst films ever made! It …
While it’s clearly the inferior movie, the new Karate Kid isn’t without it’s charms.
The guy from Napoleon Dynamite and his Jack Black wannabe friend wish they were Shaun of the Dead but sadly they aren’t even close.
Spoofs and satire of popular and trendy movies have been occupying the seedy underbelly of Hollywood ever since the Wayans brothers made Scary Movie in the nineties. Since then we’ve seen everything from the lampoon of comic book movies, un-originally titled; Superhero Movie to Epic Movie which covered LOTR and Pirates of the Carribean. Next …
The newest movie from the guy that’s behind Pineapple Express and East Bound and Down. Thanks to MacDougs for bringing this to our attention.
If you remake a bad movie and your remake is bad, does that mean you did a good job?
Does the Batman Beyond mini-series end with a BANG or go out on a whimper? I guess you’ll have to read this review to find out, won’t you?